The Case Of The Missing Chef
Something dreadful has happened... Piers, the beloved Hotel Chef, has been kidnapped!
Upon arriving in the Habbo Offices on Monday morning, the Office Staff were informed that the Hotel's Chef (Piers), is missing. Dionysus' initial panic at a possible lack of pies situation was calmed, when he was reassured that the kitchen is in the semi capable hands of Assistant Chef Russ, who has assumed temporary command of the kitchen.
Now, as you all know, people going missing is not something out of the ordinary at Habbo Hotel UK, they lose people all the time... Thankfully, they usually find them again. Glitterkat instigated the missing person procedure, rallied her Moderators and Hobbas and a search was started.
Unfortunately, things have taken a turn for the worse...
At approximately 10am on Monday morning, a ransom note was delivered to the Habbo Office. The note demands the Office Staff hand over all the thrones in the Hotel, in exchange for the safe return of Piers.
After much discussion... Could the Hotel function without Piers? Could Russ manage the kitchen alone? An expert in the field of investigation has been called in. Introducing Inspector Hams...
"The case then is all but closed... but still Mrs. Norris there's one thing I don't get... Who did it?"
INSPECTOR HAMS
Inspector Randolph Hams was born into a wealthy family at the age of five. He studied biology, chemistry and Linkin Park at Poshton University. After finishing university was recruited by Habbo Yard and worked on their Mango Force. Proving himself to be a keen investigator, with flashes of intuitive genius that would make even Reed Richards scratch the back of his head in puzzlement.
When not working on cases, Ham likes nothing more than to relax in his Aqua Jet 9000 and enjoy a fine dinner of Steak and soggy chips.
Despite his name, Ham does not like Ham. He can't stand the stuff. This could be due to kids throwing ham at Ham when he was young, causing him considerable harm. (The school newspaper ran with the headline: 'Ham Harmed by Ham'), which some of the school English teachers used in pronunciation classes.
Ham is most well known for solving the 2002 mystery of the Broken Rock.
To quote Ham:
"When it comes to Habbo, the most illogical, irrational and far-fetched solution is usually the correct one."
Despite our obvious faith in Inspector Hams *panics* We're asking the Habbo Public to help with his investigations, as they say... "Two heads are better than one."
WE NEED YOUR HELP
Initial enquiries indicate, that one of the UK Office Staff may responsible for the kidnapping...
Based on the above assumption Inspector Hams has sent the ransom note for analysis and the Habbo Offices have been sealed. A thorough search of the Office will be carried out later today.
To allow you too assist in the investigation, all clues that we recover will be added to the Home Pages. If during your own investigations you manage to uncover any evidence, you should email it to [email protected].
A reward has been offered for any evidence leading to an arrest, so don't forget to include your Habbo name in the email.
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Suspects!
Initial analysis of the ransom note, has concluded it was produced using Habbo UK Office paper. This means, one of the Office Staff is responsible for the kidnapping, but which one could it be?
They all seem so nice... don't they?
UK Office Staff (Suspect) Profiles...
Habbo Name: Helkat
Occupation: Credits Woman, Scam Buster & Maker of Tea
Height: 1 Inch
Age: Undisclosed
Background: Helkat was born (or at least found), in the café of her local co-op. She appears to be very cheery in nature and many consider her ‘harmless’. Unless, of course, you’re a scammer!
Hobbies: Helkat’s Hobbies include; Tea, Hob****, tea, rewording puzzles and of course, tea…
Habbo Name: Lost_Witness
Occupation: The Post Boy, Cheque Checker & Player Support
Height: 1 Inch
Age: Not known (Birth Certificate lost)
Background: Lost by his parents at an early age, Lost_Witness was raised by foster parents who fed him on a diet of beans, potatoes and cheese. At school he studied geography, which he failed; he kept getting lost. He gained his position in the Habbo Offices quite by chance. On a trip to London he got lost and wandered into the Office by accident.
Hobbies: Hobbies include getting lost and Habbo
Habbo Name: Glitterkat
Occupation: Head Hobba
Height: Just over 1 Inch (In Sparkly Heels)
Age: Undisclosed
Background: Glitterkat was found in a box, floating down the River Thames, when she was just a wee Glitter Kitten. Over the years, her anger at being shoved in a box and dropped in a river; has been channelled towards scammers. One determined cat, she worked her way through the Habbo ranks to become the head scammer banner.
Hobbies: Hobbies include banning, alerting, kicking and eating Kit kats.
Habbo Name: Impetuous
Occupation: Procurer of Pink Items
Height: 1 Inch
Age: Claims to be 21, (we don’t believe her).
Background: There is nothing in this girls past, that isn’t pink! Pink pens, pink folders, pink flowers, pink chairs, pink stickie notes, pink colouring books, pink radios and even a singing donkey with flapping ears, (batteries not included). Rumour has it, her house is covered in pink fluffy lights, but this is unconfirmed at present.
Hobbies: Hobbies include, buying pink things and looking after her hamster; Fat Badger.
Habbo Name: Dionysus
Occupation: Assistant Hotel Manager
Height: 1 Inch
Age: “Too old”
Background: Raised by a tribe of ninja bunnies, he was left on the Habbo Office doorstep four years ago. He refused to leave, so they gave him a job. His weaknesses are; a ticklish spot under is left ear and a mini pork sausage obsession. These should be left on his desk and allowed to accumulate mould.
Hobbies: Hobbies include, burrowing and eating mini pork sausages.
Habbo Name: Callie
Occupation: Hotel Manager
Height: Just over 1 Inch
Age: “A lady never reveals her age”
Background: Callie has a relatively normal background compared to the other staff. Her parents are both English (and human). She grew up she grew up in a mansion in Berkshire, her pet dogs; Lala & Trixibell. She left home at 18 to study Habbo at university, (or so she told Habbo at her interview). She became Hotel Manager just over a year ago after Jibbi mysteriously ‘vanished’ to Peru…
Hobbies: Hobbies include, dressing in orange, decorating with orange and eating Jaffa Cakes.
Habbo Name: UKchaseral
Occupation: Marketing Man
Height: Just over 1 Inch
Age: Undisclosed
Background: Probably the most likely suspect as well... he'll pinch anything that isn't nailed down. Initial interrogation of Habbo witnesses portray UKchaseral as a complete and utter blagger, he will do anything for freebie, including creating competitions where Habbos send him free stuff...
Hobbies: Hobbies include, blagging, pinching, blagging and selling things (that sometimes aren't his) online.
Habbo Name: SMASH
Occupation: Country Manager (Or, so he says)
Height: Just over 1 Inch
Age: Dread to think!
Background: Active from an early age, SMASH is always jetting off for a bit of snowboarding or diving. Sometimes, he jets-off so often he forgets he works for Habbo. He is a VERY busy man, running the UK Office is stressful (you can see it is taking it's toll, the grey hairs are starting to show) and he's always in meetings. SMASH seems the most unlikely candidate for the kidnapping, we doubt he would have time for kidnapping in his busy schedule.
Hobbies: Hobbies include, walking round the Office, talking on his mobile and stretching to show off his tan.
