Funniest family guy and simpsons quotes

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I like these two the best;
Lois: Peter! You're bribing your daughter with a car?
Peter: Ah, c'mon, Lois, isn't 'bribe' just another word for 'love'?

And

Peter: Brian, there's a message in my Alpha Bits. It says 'OOO'!
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

Both great quotes..:)

Lois - You're just a big child Peter

Peter - Well if i'm a child that makes u a pedofile!

Classic quote

Lol at grum, I like that one

Stewie Mummy I come bearing a gift, I'll give you a clue. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.

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Originally Posted by Dupion

Lol at grum, I like that one

Stewie Mummy I come bearing a gift, I'll give you a clue. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.

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Lmaooo.

Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Because you touch yourself at night.

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Originally Posted by Helen!

Lmaooo.

Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Because you touch yourself at night.

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i has a hot avvy of that. ;>

you can't beat.....

Chris: "run e.t!"
E.T. : "WAHHHHHHHHHHH"

:eusa_danc