Habboxforum Street Episode 3: Pirate's, Pringles and an MCR CD.
Episode Three:
THE LAST EPISODE CAN BE VIEWED HERE: http://www.habboxforum.com/showthread.php?t=163053
Intro: In the last episode we learned many things! Chronic insomnia can also equal spork obsession, bananas can kill, and emo’s make love behind our backs at night. What you haven’t learned yet is that Karl is actually bald, and that Jordan the street bum has a new hat for his money. The latest hat is brown, and features phrases such as “YANKEES” and “NEW YORK”.
Chapter One:
Daylight arrives, and Lee and Emma hurry back to Emma’s flat to escape the sunlight.
“So, we’re at your flat, we’re bored, got any ideas?” said Lee suggestively.
“Yeah, there’s something I’ve got to tell you Lee,” Emma declared.
“O Rly?” questioned Lee.
“Ya, rly. You see the thing is… I have the new My Chemical Romance album with the DVD!” shouted Emma.
Chapter Two:
Matt approached the Halfway Habbox pub, and stopped outside where Jordan was singing and drumming on a new Pringles pot, today he had Paprika flavour.
“Alright mateee!” Jordan said to Matt.
“Hey, I’m PC Matt Itakeitfrombehind, and I work for Habboxforum Police, I need to take you away for questioning.” Matt replied
“Omg mate, that’s a bit silly, what have I done.”
“You have been accused of stealing bus passes from old people.”
“Lmao, they’re lying.”
“Look, I don’t care, get in the car.”
“What car?”
“For god’s sake, just follow me. I have food at my house, Pringles.”
“Flavour?”
“Original.”
“Count me in, but only if you have salsa dip.”
“I sure do,” said Matt smiling. He had it all planned, and by the end of the week he would have much much more than fifty-thousand pounds in his bank account.
Chapter Three:
The pub. Craig is serving drinks. Tommo walks in holding hands with Benji, they snog in the doorway, then take a seat.
“Oi! Benji you paedo boy! Get out of ma pub!” screamed Craig
“Omg dat is well unfair. Oh my days gay rights,” Benji replied whilst flopping his hand.
“It’s not that that bothers me you paedo! You’re sixty, he’s eighteen!”
“Shut up pirate head.”
“Get out pooface, you’re barred.”
“It don’t matter cos you smell like wee wee.”
At this point Benji ran out of the pub giggling.
“And you’re barred from my cornershop!” cried Benji as he slammed the door.
Chapter Four
It is a dark room, and you can hear the sound of a dripping tap. Jordan is hanging upside down to the lampshade.
“Right then, you’re stuck here now, until you die of course,” laughed Matt “Jordan, you’re gonna dieeee!”
Matt sat on a chair in the room, and began to opera sing.
“Shut up! I wanna get down mate! Where’s me Pringles?” Jordan moaned.
“Pringles? Hah you fool. You’re a hostage now! R-O-F-L-M-A-O. That spells hostage! That’s what you are!” shouted Matt, who had now hopped from his seat and began laughing and dancing.
That be the end of episode three. Episode four is better. I promise.
So, will Jordan ever get his Pringles?
Will Craig un-bar Benji the paedo?
Will Tanya ever actually get caught?
And will MCR’s new album be all it’s cracked up to be?
There’s only one way to find out!
Playing Yahtzee!
