The Idiot Test :)

The Idiot Test
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1. The 4th Jule is independence day in America. Do they have a 4th July in England?
   
   
2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
   
   
3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28 days?
   
   
4. A woman gives a beggar 50p; the woman is the beggars sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. Why not?
   
   
5. Why can't a man living in America be buried in Canada?
   
   
6. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? why?
   
   
7. Two men play 5 games of chess. Each man wins the same number of games and there are no draws. Why?
   
   
8. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
   
   
9. If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have?
   
   
10. I have 2 coins that total 55p. One is not a five pence. What are the coins?
    
    
11. If you only have 1 match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which would you light first?
    
    
12. How far can a dog run into the woods?
    
    
13. A farmer had 17 sheep, all but 9 die. How many sheep has he left?
    
    
14. How many animals of each gender did Moses take onto the ark?
    
    
15. A butcher is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
    
    
16. How many 10p stams are there in a dozen?
    
    
17. What was England's Prime Minister's name in 1970?
    
    
18. A rooster is standing on top of a slanted barn roof. The rooster lays an egg. In which direction does the egg fall?
    
    
19. How do you spell blond?
    
    
20. The owner of a bungalow paints everything white, the walls, the floor, the bathroom, the lounge. What colour does he paint the stairs?
    
    
21. There is a pine tree in the forest. The wind is blowing to the west at a rate of 10mph. Which way do the leaves blow?
    
    
22. A plane crashes on the border of the U.S.A and Canada. They crashed exactly on the border. In which country do they bury the survivors?
    
    
23. A high speed electric train is travelling south-east at 90mph. The wind is blowing west at 30mph. In what direction is the smoke from the engine blowing?
    
    
24. What do cows drink?
    
    
25. What do you put in a toaster?
    
    
26. A man owns a green house, what colour are the walls?

Answers are on the last post of this thread!

The 4th Jule is independence day in America. Do they have a 4th July in England?
Yes.

How many birthdays does the average man have?
one.

Some months have 31 days; how many have 28 days?
12 *YOU SEEN NOTHING!* :P

A woman gives a beggar 50p; the woman is the beggars sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. Why not?
Omg tht questions to hard

Why can't a man living in America be buried in Canada?
Dont know o.o

Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? why?
No, because you cant marry family, well i think o.o

Two men play 5 games of chess. Each man wins the same number of games and there are no draws. Why?
Waa my brain hurts.

Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
25

If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have?
1

I have 2 coins that total 55p. One is not a five pence. What are the coins?
waa i dont know!

If you only have 1 match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which would you light first?
kerosene lamp

How far can a dog run into the woods?
until it gets puffed out

A farmer had 17 sheep, all but 9 die. How many sheep has he left?
8

How many animals of each gender did Moses take onto the ark?
dont know wasnt alive :D

A clerk in the butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
a million stone thx. joking. dont know :( man im thick

How many 10p stams are there in a dozen?
12

What was the (England) Prime Minister's name in 1950?
dont know, wasnt alive

A rooster is standing on top of a slanted barn roof. The rooster lays an egg. In which direction does the egg fall?
down

How do you spell blond?
blonde

The owner of a bungalow paints everything white, the walls, the floor, the bathroom, the lounge. What colour does he paint the stairs?
white

There is a pine tree in the forest. The wind is blowing to the west at a rate of 10mph. Which way do the leaves blow?
dont know

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S.A and Canada. They crashed exactly on the border. In which country do they bury the survivors?
on the border

A high speed electric train is travelling south-east at 90mph. The wind is blowing west at 30mph. In what direction is the smoke from the engine blowing?
north

What do cows drink?
milk LOL no they produce it.. water?

What do you put in a toaster?
bread

A man owns a green house, what colour are the walls?
green.

Im so thick arnt i lol.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by -Illusions.

The 4th Jule is independence day in America. Do they have a 4th July in England?
Yes.

How many birthdays does the average man have?
one.

Some months have 31 days; how many have 28 days?
1

A woman gives a beggar 50p; the woman is the beggars sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. Why not?
Omg tht questions to hard

Why can't a man living in America be buried in Canada?
Dont know o.o

Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? why?
No, because you cant marry family, well i think o.o

Two men play 5 games of chess. Each man wins the same number of games and there are no draws. Why?
Waa my brain hurts.

Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
25

If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have?
1

I have 2 coins that total 55p. One is not a five pence. What are the coins?
waa i dont know!

If you only have 1 match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which would you light first?
kerosene lamp

How far can a dog run into the woods?
until it gets puffed out

A farmer had 17 sheep, all but 9 die. How many sheep has he left?
8

How many animals of each gender did Moses take onto the ark?
dont know wasnt alive :D

A clerk in the butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
a million stone thx. joking. dont know :( man im thick

How many 10p stams are there in a dozen?
12

What was the (England) Prime Minister's name in 1950?
dont know, wasnt alive

A rooster is standing on top of a slanted barn roof. The rooster lays an egg. In which direction does the egg fall?
down

How do you spell blond?
blonde

The owner of a bungalow paints everything white, the walls, the floor, the bathroom, the lounge. What colour does he paint the stairs?
white

There is a pine tree in the forest. The wind is blowing to the west at a rate of 10mph. Which way do the leaves blow?
dont know

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S.A and Canada. They crashed exactly on the border. In which country do they bury the survivors?
on the border

A high speed electric train is travelling south-east at 90mph. The wind is blowing west at 30mph. In what direction is the smoke from the engine blowing?
north

What do cows drink?
milk LOL no they produce it.. water?

What do you put in a toaster?
bread

A man owns a green house, what colour are the walls?
green.

Im so thick arnt i lol.

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Thats wrong. :) Unless all the other months have 27 days and less....

1. The 4th Jule is independence day in America. Do they have a 4th July in England?
Yes
2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
One
3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28 days?
12
4. A woman gives a beggar 50p; the woman is the beggars sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. Why not?

5. Why can't a man living in America be buried in Canada?
Because he's alive

6. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? why?
He's dead, he can't marry.
7. Two men play 5 games of chess. Each man wins the same number of games and there are no draws. Why?

8. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
70

9. If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have?
1
10. I have 2 coins that total 55p. One is not a five pence. What are the coins?
50p and 5p
11. If you only have 1 match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which would you light first?
the match
12. How far can a dog run into the woods?
The middle
13. A farmer had 17 sheep, all but 9 die. How many sheep has he left?
9
14. How many animals of each gender did Moses take onto the ark?
Moses didn't take any, noah did.
15. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?

16. How many 10p stams are there in a dozen?

17. What was the (England) Prime Minister's name in 1950?

18. A rooster is standing on top of a slanted barn roof. The rooster lays an egg. In which direction does the egg fall?
Rooster's dont lay eggs.
19. How do you spell blond?
blond
20. The owner of a bungalow paints everything white, the walls, the floor, the bathroom, the lounge. What colour does he paint the stairs?
bungalows dont have stairs
21. There is a pine tree in the forest. The wind is blowing to the west at a rate of 10mph. Which way do the leaves blow?
leaves? pine trees dont have leaves
22. A plane crashes on the border of the U.S.A and Canada. They crashed exactly on the border. In which country do they bury the survivors?
why do you bury survivors
23. A high speed electric train is travelling south-east at 90mph. The wind is blowing west at 30mph. In what direction is the smoke from the engine blowing?
smoke on an electric train? na.
24. What do cows drink?
Water
25. What do you put in a toaster?
Bread
26. A man owns a green house, what colour are the walls?
the walls are seethrough.













I missed out a couple.

LOOLOLOLOL :( I told u im not good.
Not being at school for along time made my noggin go bye bye :D
OMG
WHAT COMES FIRST
THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG

No ones getting number 4, The answer is easy. The begger is female? -.-

1. The 4th Jule is independence day in America. Do they have a 4th July in England? Yes.
2. How many birthdays does the average man have? 1
3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28 days? Every month has at least 28 days.
4. A woman gives a beggar 50p; the woman is the beggars sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. Why not? Maybe because she's her sister...
5. Why can't a man living in America be buried in Canada? He isn't dead.
6. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? why? He's dead if his wife is a widow lol.
7. Two men play 5 games of chess. Each man wins the same number of games and there are no draws. Why? They didn't play each other.
8. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? 70.
9. If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? 2.
10. I have 2 coins that total 55p. One is not a five pence. What are the coins? I dunno 50c or something.
11. If you only have 1 match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which would you light first? The match.
12. How far can a dog run into the woods? Till he reaches the middle :)
13. A farmer had 17 sheep, all but 9 die. How many sheep has he left? 9.
14. How many animals of each gender did Moses take onto the ark? Moses didn't do that it was Noah :l
15. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh? Food
16. How many 10p stams are there in a dozen? 12.
17. What was the (England) Prime Minister's name in 1950? N/A
18. A rooster is standing on top of a slanted barn roof. The rooster lays an egg. In which direction does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs, chickens do.
19. How do you spell blond? Blond for males, blonde for females to be grammatically correct :)
20. The owner of a bungalow paints everything white, the walls, the floor, the bathroom, the lounge. What colour does he paint the stairs? Bungalows don't have stairs.
21. There is a pine tree in the forest. The wind is blowing to the west at a rate of 10mph. Which way do the leaves blow? They don't have leaves.
22. A plane crashes on the border of the U.S.A and Canada. They crashed exactly on the border. In which country do they bury the survivors? Why would you bury survivors?
23. A high speed electric train is travelling south-east at 90mph. The wind is blowing west at 30mph. In what direction is the smoke from the engine blowing? I DUNNO
24. What do cows drink? Water
25. What do you put in a toaster? Bread
26. A man owns a green house, what colour are the walls? Greenhouses are glass.

Too you its easy >.<
Im only wittle. LOL.

1) Yes
2) 1
3) 12
4) The begger’s female? Dunno
5) Because he’s alive
6) Yes it’s legal, but he’s dead
7) Lol, dunno
8) 25
9) 2
10) 50p and 5p
11) The matchstick
12) Erm to the centre
13) 9
14) Noah took them not moses
15) You get clerks in butcher shops?
16) Dunno, 12?
17) Dunno Churchill or something look it up on wikipedia
18) Hens lay eggs not roosters
19) Blond
20) Bungalows have one floors so there are no stairs
21) Pine trees don’t have leaves, they have pines I think. LOL
22) I think the survivors lived…
23) Electric trains don’t have smoke…
24) Erm? Water. Look on wikipedia
25) Bread
26) Well, if you mean greenhouse as in houses for plants then there transparent

It's a test of common sense, not knowledge or anything.