Farming

Whats the fastest way to get from 1 to 40 farming
Please post in exact detail.

:| why dont you just follow one of the guides made on fan site or what ever

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Originally Posted by -=cool=-

:| why dont you just follow one of the guides made on fan site or what ever

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CANT BE BOTHERED

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Originally Posted by Mesea

CANT BE BOTHERED

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How nice of you?

Well you arn't going to get many people help you with your tone like that.

Ok, you wanted exact:

First, find a seed, talk to the seed and get to know it a bit - then ask it if it has any mates or family members, then, when he foolishly brings them all to you, stamp on them with your staff. Then use the dance emote for 4-5 Hours, after that, they will be ready to put in the bin; Now, smash some unsuspecting farmer over the noggin. Place the seads you snatched from him in your robe pocket.

Walk to the furthest farm patch, then remember you don't have a rake, so walk all the way back to a bank, then realise you DO have a rake, its just with the gardening lpricaun. Then use the cry emote in real life and on runescape for about half an hour.

Ok, now you need to plant your seed. What seed do you have? The seed depends on what you want to grow? Ok, you have a ranarr and a hops seed. you carefully place the ranarr in the patch and sit there waiting for it to grow. And after 6-7 hours of you pointlessly watering it (Herbs dnt need water) - It dies. All your time wasted!

So now, you still have your hops seed. and you walk for 2hours trying to find a patch, then realise you need 5 seeds, then after you stop crying (approx-9-10 hours) A giant lesser deamon thinks you look rather tastey and decides to take you home for dinner.

After you arrive at his house somewhere in manchester, he offers you a cuppa, but you decilne it, as after all, he IS a lesser demon living in manchester. After he makes you dinner, he takes you down to a nightclub and..after you booze criuse, he decides to take you back home to seers.

You open your bank to find a willow tree seed, and rush to fally to plant it, then realise, you left your trowl at the lessers house last night. and have to pay the gardener overprice to get it. Then you wait 67-88 Hours, then realise it died after the first few mins of you planting it, you were just too tired to notice.

And that ladies and gents is the art of farming!

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Originally Posted by Chaz

Ok, you wanted exact:

First, find a seed, talk to the seed and get to know it a bit - then ask it if it has any mates or family members, then, when he foolishly brings them all to you, stamp on them with your staff. Then use the dance emote for 4-5 Hours, after that, they will be ready to put in the bin; Now, smash some unsuspecting farmer over the noggin. Place the seads you snatched from him in your robe pocket.

Walk to the furthest farm patch, then remember you don't have a rake, so walk all the way back to a bank, then realise you DO have a rake, its just with the gardening lpricaun. Then use the cry emote in real life and on runescape for about half an hour.

Ok, now you need to plant your seed. What seed do you have? The seed depends on what you want to grow? Ok, you have a ranarr and a hops seed. you carefully place the ranarr in the patch and sit there waiting for it to grow. And after 6-7 hours of you pointlessly watering it (Herbs dnt need water) - It dies. All your time wasted!

So now, you still have your hops seed. and you walk for 2hours trying to find a patch, then realise you need 5 seeds, then after you stop crying (approx-9-10 hours) A giant lesser deamon thinks you look rather tastey and decides to take you home for dinner.

After you arrive at his house somewhere in manchester, he offers you a cuppa, but you decilne it, as after all, he IS a lesser demon living in manchester. After he makes you dinner, he takes you down to a nightclub and..after you booze criuse, he decides to take you back home to seers.

You open your bank to find a willow tree seed, and rush to fally to plant it, then realise, you left your trowl at the lessers house last night. and have to pay the gardener overprice to get it. Then you wait 67-88 Hours, then realise it died after the first few mins of you planting it, you were just too tired to notice.

And that ladies and gents is the art of farming!

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roflmao

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Originally Posted by Chaz

Ok, you wanted exact:

First, find a seed, talk to the seed and get to know it a bit - then ask it if it has any mates or family members, then, when he foolishly brings them all to you, stamp on them with your staff. Then use the dance emote for 4-5 Hours, after that, they will be ready to put in the bin; Now, smash some unsuspecting farmer over the noggin. Place the seads you snatched from him in your robe pocket.

Walk to the furthest farm patch, then remember you don't have a rake, so walk all the way back to a bank, then realise you DO have a rake, its just with the gardening lpricaun. Then use the cry emote in real life and on runescape for about half an hour.

Ok, now you need to plant your seed. What seed do you have? The seed depends on what you want to grow? Ok, you have a ranarr and a hops seed. you carefully place the ranarr in the patch and sit there waiting for it to grow. And after 6-7 hours of you pointlessly watering it (Herbs dnt need water) - It dies. All your time wasted!

So now, you still have your hops seed. and you walk for 2hours trying to find a patch, then realise you need 5 seeds, then after you stop crying (approx-9-10 hours) A giant lesser deamon thinks you look rather tastey and decides to take you home for dinner.

After you arrive at his house somewhere in manchester, he offers you a cuppa, but you decilne it, as after all, he IS a lesser demon living in manchester. After he makes you dinner, he takes you down to a nightclub and..after you booze criuse, he decides to take you back home to seers.

You open your bank to find a willow tree seed, and rush to fally to plant it, then realise, you left your trowl at the lessers house last night. and have to pay the gardener overprice to get it. Then you wait 67-88 Hours, then realise it died after the first few mins of you planting it, you were just too tired to notice.

And that ladies and gents is the art of farming!

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How sad, you spent all yer time to say that. Or, you type really fast like a geek?

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Bless yeah mate.

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Originally Posted by Mesea

How sad, you spent all yer time to say that. Or, you type really fast like a geek?

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or... he copied and pasted it "/

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