The Lag Weather Report

The Lag Report!

This week, we expecting some heavy lag, coming down from the North. There will be various patches of Lag throughout, the Northan rooms in the Hotel, wich may slowly seep. The East of the Hotel will remain unaffected by the Lag, whereas the West side of the Hotel will remain spoiled.

what is the point in this thread?

thats excellent.

Made Me Chuckle Good Job :)

I swear this was in the newsie about 2/3 weeks back
It was:

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Originally Posted by 11/03/05 Newsie

This week we expect some heavy lag coming down from the north. There will be various patches of Lag throughout the Northern rooms in the Hotel, which may seep through into the South towards the end of the week. The East side of the Hotel will be heavily unaffected by the lag while the West should remain spoiled.

There will be intervals of no-lag in the early morning and late evenings, but pressure will be growing throughout these times so you should be on the look out for a severe outbreak.

The HMS has issued a SEVERE LAG WARNING for this weekend and reccommend that no one use the hotel during this period at all. Heavy lag tornadoes will be ripping through the Hotel thoughout this period, so please carry your yellow Parasols with you at all times. The purple Parasols will NOT help you should you get caught up in heavy lag, and the orange Parasols may get you banned. The green parasols on the other hand, well... you know.

That's all from me this week.

Be careful out there, it's all gone a bit purple.




Piers, Chef. Lover. Fighter. Keeper of the faith

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Yes It Was :@

Don't Take Piers Work.

Was it? I just was reading how anoyed people are with the Lag, and for no reason done a Lag report. :D

lol yes it was in the newsie buts its cool, good job :p

Well you must of copied it, you got it word for word :P

but thats is his own report

This is my Lag report, I didn't copy anything. :D