X-rays totally weird comedy show!™ Episode 1 - The legend is here..©
Welcome to the first 'X-rays totally weird comedy show!™' todays show I have some special guests and the first episode of 'Super-knickers & Underwear-kid'!
But firrst of, let me introduce myself. My name is X-ray, I am hoping to be a comedian, for a while. And for the other half I'll be making toilet seats to sell on eBay©!
I have dark gold eyes, and a blue nose. Oh, and I can't live without my :rude:-ing toilet seats. [I like to censor stuff out, this smiley has it all]
So let's tell you the meaning of life, on tonights show, I am interviewing a living toilet. That's right, after the interview I promised him a wooden toilet seat for him, his name is Poo™!
Me: So Poo™, do I have to put the ™ logo at the end of your name?
Poo: No *Flush* you don't *Puffs cigar* but you can.
Me: I won't, so, who was your last victim of flush?
Poo: Oh, the *Flush* queen, why?
Me: REEEAAAALLY? Did you flush her down to Japan?
Poo: *Fluuush* Nope *Puffs cigar* Mexico.
Me: Oh, ok. So a little more about yourself. Number 1 or number 2?
Poo: A mixture, *Flush* boy do I love a hard flush. You *Puffs cigar* really have to squeeze it down yeh. Tastes gooood though, don't tell no one though, but the queens poo tasted funny. :eusa_shhh
Me: Oh.. Okay. Favourite colour?
Poo: Brown and yellow mixed, no dare!
Me: I see why.. Oh no, I need the toilet, do you mind?
Poo: Go ahead!
Me: You won't flush me will you?
Poo: Nope *Flushes*
Me: Heeeeeve. Aaaaaah. Ooooooh. That felt good.
Poo: Bwahahaha. I'll flush you to China!
Me: Np, anything but :rude:-ing China, you :rude:-ing :Rude:ard!
Poo: Soooorrreeh!
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Ok, it didn't go too well. I'm here right now on a small laptop I found in the middle of a forest. Yep, I am. Oh what, mum, my teas ready? But I have to walk down 4 flights of stairs to get to the kitchen. Oooh Pizza.. I'll be right back folks
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Ok, I'm back. An err.. Elephant just tried to kill me, and I used.. Err.. Magic elephant/human language. It sounds like I'm talking to my mum, but I'm not, obviously..
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Ok, it's time for the first episode of 'Super-Knickers' & 'Underwear-kid'
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SK = Super-Knickers
UWK = Underwear-kid
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It's late at night, SK and UWK are in the drawers, then Laura comes in!
Laura: Muuum, I need some knickers, I'm butt naked here.
Mum: Are you? Lemme see, your lieing eh?..... HOLY :rude: YOU :rude:-ING ARE!!!
Laura: Don't look at that part. I got kicked up it today, now it's on my head! :(
Mum: Let me fix that *Pulls it back to original place* Their you go, eew mingin'
Jack: Mum, I need some underwear, I'm butt naked *Runs into Lauras room* AAAAAAAAAAH YOUR :rude:-ING BUTT NAKED LAURA!!
Laura: You are too!
Dad: Muuum, I need some underwear, *Runs into Lauras room* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Mum: Well, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em! *Takes off clothes*
All: WE'RE ALL BUTT NAKED!!!
SK: Don't worry, we'll save you *Throws knickers at Laura & mum*
Laura & Mum: Thanks Super-Knickers!
SK: Don't worry, eew. I got poo in me
Poo: Sorreh!
Laura: AAAAAAAAAAAH A TALKING TOILET, :rude:-ING HELL!
Mum: No swearing!
SK: Here yeh go Laura
Laura: Ta love!
Dad & Jack: What about us?
UWK: Don't worry, my strength of the boxes will win. I'm a set of boxers, and am also good at boxing. *Punches underwear at Jack*
Jack: These are too big
UWK: Live wit' it kid.. *Under breathe* :rude:-ing :rude:ard!
Dad: I love being butt naked, don't mind me!
UWK: Suit yourself
*UWK and SK leave*
All: Wait a minute, talking toilets, talking knickers, talking underwear.. We were all just butt naked...
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So their it was, the first Super-Knickers and Underwear-kid!
Now it's nearly the end of the first show, but before I leave, let me just tell you, bye!
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See you next month!
X-ray,
The really rubbish comedian!
