Stupid answers you've put...

Okay, we're told to answer everything, so if I can't think of an answer, I put something silly usually (though most of the time it's got something related to the question there).

Seeing as the exams are almost over (my next one, which is my last one, is next Thursday)... looking back, what silly answers have you put?

Today in my Physics...

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Radiation can be useful in the household give examples:
(a) alpha: assasination

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I couldn't stop thinking about that Russian dude who got assasinated with alpha in his food.

in my R.E exam i put; "only smarties have the answer"

grr, i hate those questions i had one yesterday it was like "WHAT IS THE PH OF SOMETHING THAT HAS RED AND YELLOW IN IT" i was like wth :@

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Originally Posted by :Hazel

in my R.E exam i put; "only smarties have the answer"

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I had to write the "black box thing in mecca" for one of those.

You friend says that in every glass of water you drink, 1/8 has passed through Oliver Cromwell's body.

What is your response to this?


At first I put:

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I need some new friends.

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and also put

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Oh great, i've just drunk two glasses of Cromwell juice.

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not really funny, but in our mocks me and me mates had like a game to see how many footballers names we could incorparate into our answers.. when we got our papers back to revise with, we went through eachothers and one of them managed to get 27 :D.

and this other lad i know said he had a re exam the other day and he put..

q. how can people get closer to devine (god)?
a. plane.

q. what would you do to care for a termially ill relative?
a. take them on a cruise.

Rofl In My Electronics Exam:

Question:"Which Transformer Is Best To Use For This Circuit"

Answer: MEGATRON!!

Or

Question: "Draw And Label A Completed Circuit"

-Draws a house and labels it "house"-

Exam took me 5 mins

i got kicked out of the lesson halfway through the year so i knew nothing..
but still i had to do teh exam :l

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Originally Posted by jamie!

not really funny, but in our mocks me and me mates had like a game to see how many footballers names we could incorparate into our answers.. when we got our papers back to revise with, we went through eachothers and one of them managed to get 27 :D.

and this other lad i know said he had a re exam the other day and he put..

q. how can people get closer to devine (god)?
a. plane.

q. what would you do to care for a termially ill relative?
a. take them on a cruise.

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In my R.E. mock we had to basically pick a religion and answer the questions on it. I chose Rastafi.

We had that divine question (or similar) in the mock too, I obviously put "smoking marajuana to raise your spirit closer to Jah".

I got 0 marks for the entire exam. My RE teacher said it was good... and I had done my research... but it wasn't one of the major 5 religions :(

In general studies the other day we all had to try and fit in "Like a camel in a brothle"
Most of us did lol

not really an answer because i've never done that before, but in my mocks before my proper gcse's, you know in the margin where it says

'Do not write in the margin'

i wrote directly under that saying 'ok'. :P