ur fake excuses to stay home/get out of class

da stomach ache one always works :D

"mum please can i have day of school.."

i dont need any

XX
Jamie

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Originally Posted by Danny

"mum please can i have day of school.."

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dat sometimes work

if u combine it with pained expressions

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Originally Posted by Bibliophobia

da stomach ache one always works :D

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Agreed :)

diarrhea is a classic

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Originally Posted by Below.

diarrhea is a classic

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And how you gona pull that one off?

Um

Im gunna puke.
Diahorea
Kicked out lool.
Big bully.
dno dnt use em

If your in school at break go to the office and say you've got diarrhea

Then when you get home spend logn sessions in the toilet and when your comming out spray LOADS of air freshener

period pains to get outta PE