Anything.

an·y·thing http://cache.lexico.com/g/d/premium.gif http://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/g...una/thinsp.pnghttp://cache.lexico.com/g/d/speaker.gif /ˈɛnhttp://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/g...una/thinsp.pngiˌθɪŋ/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[en-ee-thing] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation –pronoun 1.any thing whatever; something, no matter what: Do you have anything for a toothache? –noun 2.a thing of any kind. –adverb 3.in any degree; to any extent; in any way; at all: Does it taste anything like chocolate? —Idioms4.anything but, in no degree or respect; not in the least: The plans were anything but definite. 5.anything goes, any type of conduct, dress, speech, etc., is considered acceptable or valid or is likely to be encountered and tolerated: That resort is a place where anything goes!
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