i offer Smiddy to all.

Yes.

Single.
Hot.
Looking.
Does All.

ANY TAKERS!?! :eusa_whis

Not since he cut his ginger locks off :(

damn, i know its a turn off but still..

Its Smiddy!!!!

lol say what.

There was an hostile takeover earlier today and well just so you are aware Smiddy is no longer out for the taking, so back off!

I made this thread so long ago -cri-

I've had smiddy since, not as good as i thought sadly.

you doused me with propane then poured several litres of absynthe down my throat, how could I perform under those conditions.

Was the only way you would perform anything.

lol don't put yourself down too much luvvie.

this is one odd thread

in fact

wth is this thread???