[Review's] Drillbit taylor , The gameplan , Horton hears a who
Well i said i was going to do spiderwick chronicles aswell but it was either that or the gameplan (id rather watch the rock be a pansy)
Horton Hears A Who
[Overview]
First film i saw today , Really funny , he was falling over and running most of the time , he was chasing the speck for a good 5 minutes until he caught it on a flower , the purple kangaroo was determined to get the speck destroyed as its " Destroying the children " so she hires this black bird thing and hes chasing Horton and then grabs the flower w/ speck and hes all like " nooooo" then the black bird thing drops it into a MASSIVE field of the same flower and hes all " noooo" and he searches 3Million flowers (said in narration) and then he finds it and hes like yay! , then his little buddy comes and hes like "RUUUN!!" so hortons like "pick up your feet" and then he sees the mob and hes stunned then he runs then they circle him and he tells the speck (people inside it) to make a noise they do but its not loud enough they cage horton and just as the speck nears the boiling hot honey (i think it said that) the little kangaroo hears the sound and hes like "did you hear that!" and there like yeah we did so they uncage him and give him flower back then they head off for the mountain then fades out :P
[REVIEW]
Really liked this film not to funny but great , found the bit where he is on the rope ladder funniest but other than that just small giggles , would reccomend seeing it if you like dr zeus , and animation , not to keen on the film type but had a good story line
(God my hands ache now , 2 more to go)
Drillbit taylor
[Overview]
Hes a homeless guy who showers naked on the beach , he goes to the same line of traffic everyday same time he knows most of the people and they all give him change , he then decides he wants to go to canada so he signs up for this private soldier thing , the kids are starting first year of high school and these two bullys , bully them everyday (first one is siamese queers as they put them in the same shirt) so they interview like 5 people (including chuck liddle the ufc fighter) and there all like its the way life goes on then drillbit comes in (real name bob taylor) and he asks for $386 a week and there like we'll work up to that so hes like ok , he trains them some made up moves and then goes to their school as a sub and he picks on the bullys all the time (Makes 1 read rude poetry , both of them do sit ups and pull ups in gym) then the one out of drake and josh (josh i think) sees him having a shower on the beach naked then he goes " thats our sub " and his mum goes "no silly thats drillbit i give him change everyday" and hes like is he homeless and she goes no just misfortunate so he picks on drillbit and stuff , then the kid with glasses stands up to the older one (filkins) and then filkins arranges a fight at his house (he has a party) then they get there in the kitchen they beat him up think they won then he gets up and starts hitting them with stuff then it goes outside and then the kid with glasses punches him gets punched then this random kid whose recording it goes "get back up man , your like rocky" so he does then his mate (from drake and josh) comes a and then filkins tells him i wana beat these punks up on my own then the little geeky kid with glasses comes and grabs filkins leg and then gets knocked out then the two kids try really hard then drillbit comes back and beats them up then they walk off then filkins gets his samurai sword throws it at them then drillbit grabs it and there like "he feels no pain" then his pinky falls and hes like like "owwwwwwwwwww" then the police come and arrest him and filkins drillbit should get 3 week but gets 3 days filkins gets moved back to japan with his parents then drillbit gets out and there all like "yay" and then the 3 kids are cool in school
[REVIEW]
I would personally reccomened going to see this , very comical most of the gags are hilarious not to much of the same stuff but mostly great throughout the movie , i would say its like school of rock the way the storyline goes , he comes as a teacher (when he isnt) helps them out , they discover hes a fraud , he leaves then they want him to help them
(MY ARM!!!!)
The GamePlan
[Overview[
Hes the worlds best nfl player called joe kingman whose obsessed about himself and then his daughter shows up and then messes up his house then sleeps in his bed , makes him late for stuff , he doesnt like her alot then she gives him cookies with cinnemon in and hes alergic to them , so his tongue swells up and he gets abit of a lisp and they all take the micky out of him then he gets close to his daughter after he leaves her at a nightclub and she takes his ballet and hes all sweating and stuff (he has to be a tree) then he turns up to practice all limping and stuff then hes all ok with her and buys her a new room and does the ballet and she goes training and his friend makes her go on one of the push pads (with wheels) and shes like i cant do it and he sais "Its all in the heart" and she pushes and shes doing it then camera looks up and 2 people are pulling it , then he gets his team through playoffs into final , then takes her to a restaurant (with ballet instructor) and she has a pudding with nuts in and cant breathe they take her to hospital his wifes sister karen comes and shouts at him saying she shouldve called police and stuff then he goes she came to me and she shuts up then they argue about who has her then she goes home with karen then hes on tv somebody said are you more focused on the game now and hes like no i need my daughter , then its the final and he gets injured then she comes with karen and then he plays and wins them the game then hes all happy with her and stuff then it goes to credits and a elvis presley song comes on and everybodys singing (on field , outside a building , in his house) then it ends
[REVIEW]
Liked this because the rocks in it (who doesnt like a rock film) he is a big macho man at the start really funny as hes like number 1 on the field number one in your heart then his daughter comes and im like lol you got pr4wn3d and hes getting made fool out of most of the film which i think is great (specially the rock) and he gets all pansy and stuff , a must buy (on dvd , as it came out early march , at cinema)
Sorry about that i wrote overviews (not to good at REviews)
God damn my arms hurt now :rolleyes:
