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Whats yours?
If you were a hamburger you would be a mcgorgeous!
My magical watch says you are not wearing any underwear(girl replies I am ) Oh I am sorry it must be an hour fast!
I wish you were a DNA helicase, so I could unzip your genes
Are those astruanat pants cause your body's out of this world
lol
nice legs what time do they open?
if your left leg's christmas & your right leg's new year can i visit between the holidays?
Hahah
Those made me laugh
Want to go half on a baby?
Did you just fart? because you blew me away!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Thats rather cheesy.
the original;
if i could re-arrange the alphabeat i'd put U and I together.
I HAVE ONE.
"is this the pizza place?"
"yes"
"do you do take-aways"
"yes'
"what's 12-2"
LOLOLOL
that is my chat-up line, i use it in the pizza shop all da tym, and he falls for it, he's always like "u flirtin wiv me, dance to my moosik or i fone ze boabies" so i do it. kk it's nt rly a chatup line but w/e.
Excuse me, I'm about to go home and ********** and I needed a name to go with the face.
charming, Jamie..
If I said you had a great body would you hold it against me? ;)