Get rid of black eye quick.
Right for those who want a story, I was walkin home from school with 4 mates and it was boiling hot so we were squirtin water at each other. A mate squirted it in the air and this jogger went past and got a TINY bit of water on hime. So he grabbed my mate by the neck shoved him to the wall and was threatenin him saying he'd "kick the **** into him if he sees him again" grabbed the bottle outta his hand and poured it on his head (was funny I admit) but we're all 16 and he was in his late 20s.
So I said sarcastically "Fair play lads, don't mess with him he'll squirt water on you" so he came upto me and squared upto me so I gave him a glasgow kiss (headbutt) and threw him into the wall, and a merc put his horn on and stopped so we all legged it and the geeza was down. Got home and found the headbutt I gave him also gave me a black eye.
Any idea on the quickest way to get rid of a black eye (dont tell me to wear makeup). I don't wanna go through the gimps sayin "haha you got beat up" before they know the story.
Any ideas please :(