Originally Posted by
lBlue
Nice one TheWolf however (no sly digs here) you were pretty lucky, if we had our shooting boots on today then it would of been a hell of a lot more however we didn't, in fact we had our lazy boots on so we were in for a hard game.
We were like a fifty year old man having sexual intercourse, we were good for the first twenty minutes then we just gave up. We got our goal and apparently that was it. We were running around like romping rabbits. Adebayor and Tevez forced Wolves to stop kicking it back to the keeper every time. Why? Because the two times the did he fell on his arse trying to kick it away before they could get near (one time Tevez was around half a foot away, the pace they hold is amazing).
Adebayors finish was a world class one. It was beautiful. After that we took off our striking boots and opted for the old man having sex boots. Ireland had a birthday present wrapped up for him, right in front of goal about five feet away. The keeper is down on the bottom right, he'll never reach the left. The whole crowd is relieved it's Ireland because he'll slam it away from him. But no. Birthday boy wanted a extra special treat and tried making the keeper look like the ****, slotting it under him to the left (ala Blackburn) however it doesn't even go on target.
Bellamy was inches away from getting a goal but the ball just skimmed past him as he slid onto a low cross from Robinho, cue the bloke behind me stating "Tevez would of got that" even though they're pretty much the same player apart from nationality so I don't know. Maybe being a Argie gives you a extra boost of pace or something? Meh.
Robinho had a superb shot slapped over by the keeper, his only decent shot of the game. Every other were **** about shots because he wasn't in the game.
The referee and his men were piss poor. Robinho had a goal cancelled out because he was umm... well I don't know. He wasn't offside so I maybe it's because the linesman didn't like selection of boots?
A player got floored however managed to keep the ball and carry on going. You had TWO defenders back and we had Robinho, Tevez, Adebayor, Ireland and SWP ahead. He sprits, passes it to SWP which leaves you with one defender. Just as SWP is sprinting down the wing guess what? The referee brings it back to the previous foul, ala a full stadium abusing the referee. We then take the freekick but case what? Wasn't good enough, retake it. You now have six players back. We take it again. Not good enough. You now have eleven players back. We take it back, HOORAY let's play now your team is back. Was a true facepalm moment after we'd all got over it.
The shot where you hit the crossbar was fluke, he just smashed it because he had no options because they were all defending pmsl! Good shot though. :lol:
You didn't park the bus, you parked a pissing airbus in front of the goal today. You made it really hard to break in. We had a made ten minutes in the second half where you were just attack after attack, we didn't know what the **** was going on. We were dominating you then next thing you know we lose the plot. Madness.
Your fans are pretty load, until we scored. Then you just went to signing "Chelsea" and "Where were you when you ****".
We played poor today after the got the goal however good teams can play poor and still win.
Anything I've forgotten? Don't know.