Why is the dance floor so dangerous?

Why is the dance floor so dangerous?

I mean, look at these songs:
Murder on the dance floor
Evacuate the dance floor
Fire burning on the dance floor
Breakout

I cannot dance, therefore I cannot die

It's easy to build a song around dancefloors really ;P

but srsly, i mean, all these dancefloors are going down.

idk how to be srs when this topic isn't very srs?? Unless you really think ppl get murdered on the dancefloor

crazy dancing = crazy deaths

murder on the dance floor
It's obviously not a serious thread.