Survival Training: Alien Attack
Hello, I am here to give you the basics of how to survive an alien attack (it could happen!). Now for all of you that have seen War Of The Worlds, not everyone will be as lucky as Tom Cruise, as in were the vapourising beam thingy zaps everyone but him, and his son is right next to a huge explosion AND he survives, talk about convienience eh?!
anyways! these are the basics to survive and alien attack!
1. If a spaceship crashes down your road, don't go and look at it, because it is most likely that it is a trick and you WILL get vapourised!
2. If a huge alien robot starts attacking your town or city and it is coming right for you, don't just stand there looking surprised for about 30 seconds, RUN!
3. If an alien/aliens come into your house, don't try to make friends with them on the possibility that they are nice aliens in search of peace and love, be as quiet as you can and DON'T COUGH OR SNEEZE!
these are the basic survival methods incase of an alien attack
if you have any survival methods you would like to share for an alien attack, post a reply!
