New Competitions ~ 13/12/11

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My helpers' first competition involves thinking of a rubbish gift in a Christmas cracker. I mean they're all pretty rubbish, but who says they can't get any worse, eh? The elves will have to sort that for next year rather than using all the money we get off the government in Lapland on making some nice suits for themselves! Click here. Alternatively, say something which can replace chocolate in an advent calendar. Pfft - so much for Christmas being a time for giving, we're all greedy! Click here. Now where's my chocolate...

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