No question! - Ends 17th March

Without a doubt the three words below don't have a question to go with them. For those who have watched Mock The Week, this is very similar to the "If this is the answer, what is the question?". For those who haven't, what you have to do is exactly that: think up of a question for each of the words individually (so in total three different questions). Try to make them funny! The winning entry will be the funniest. Good luck! Post your answers in this thread.

1. 300 years
2. Lady Gaga
3. Every 10 seconds

Prize: 5 credits + 10 rep

question 1 - how long has alex3213 been living on this earth for? (300 years)
question 2 - who has been said to look like the queen? (lady gaga)
question 3 - how often does elegance eat a cake? (every 10 seconds)

question 1 - how long did it take for alex 3213 to become competitons manager? (300 years)

question 2 - who straps cigarettes to there hair and cans and weird bra's (Lady Gaga)

question 3 -When is Elegance afk or away? (every 10 seconds)

question 1 - How long will it take NASA to develop something useful? (300 years)
question 2 - Why has fashion gone out the window? (lady gaga)
question 3 - How often is there a nudist running across a field? (every 10 seconds)

question 1 - how long has wallpaper been on my grandmothers wall for (300 years)
question 2 - who is the face of the most successful beef wearing club (lady gaga)
question 3 - how often do people post on habboxforum (every 10 seconds)