What's Your Sentence?

I came across this image and it allowed you to make your own sentence using your date of birth and your favourite colour. My sentence turned out to be: I killed Nick Minaj b-cuz..i don't remember. What's your sentence?

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i sang a song with niall horan because im hot

I got drunk with Ryan Butler cuz im hot

I fell in love with Liam Payne because I was horny.


WHO'S LIAM PAYNE?

I fell in love with a teddy bear because I have no life... Yeah that sounds like me ;)

I did it with taylor lautner b-cuz mum told me too

:P

I rode a unicorn with Katy Perry because I have no life.
WELL THEN

i got married to a teddy bear cuz i got SWAG

I did it with Tom Cruise because i'm hot.

Go me.

I played Taylor Lautner b-cuz I have no life