Habbo Gives You Life Advice?

I got an email from a good friend of mine and it made me laugh.

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Need experience on raising a child? Adopt one on Habbo

Want to practice asking girls out? Go to a date room on Habbo.

Want to know what it feels like to break the law? get banned on Habbo.

Need to get some exercise? go to the Lido on Habbo and do some laps.

Want to find out the magic of marriage and then break up 20 seconds later? get married on Habbo.

Want to get women to stop complaining at you? Mute them on Habbo.

Want to get banned for being black? Go on Habbo, the mods have custom nazi avatars.

Want to get groomed by a 25 year old? Habbo is the place for you.

Habbo - Who needs real life when you simply can stalk kids in a hotel without getting arrested.