Humpty Dumpty - Ends 28th November

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So I was sat in a lecture the other day bored out of my mind! We were talking pre-production and one of her tasks was for us to think of a nursery story and think of it's true themes and what not. Someone came up with Humpty Dumpty and actually repeated it to everyone, from that moment in the lecture I just sat there making my own versions of the famous rhyme. For this competition write your own variation of the famous Humpty Dumpty rhyme (below). You can add lines, change the occasional word etc.

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horses and all the Kings men
Couldn't put Humpty together again.

Prize: 10 credits + 15 rep
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Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
The structure of the wall was incorrect,
So he got three grand from Claims Direct.

Entry invalid - The task was to create your own, not find one from the internet. Sorry! - Yupt (Competitions Manager)

Humpty Dumpty sat on a camel,
Humpty Dumpty fell off that mammal,
His shell it was cracked,
From the front to the back,
So they fixed it with cello tape and blue tac.

humpty dumpty sat on a log
humpty dumpty was bit by a dog
all the people grabbed him and helped him but sadly they couldnt do much

One night.....

Sir Humphry Dumphry decided to boogie
Sir Humphry Dumphry then went to the loo-ie
All the dancers
and all the singers
Couldn't find Sir Humphry Dumphry ever again