What kind of sickness have you lied about so you wouldn't go to work/school?

What kind of sickness have you lied about so you wouldn't go to work/school?

Diarrhea, gets them every time!

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Originally Posted by Kellie

Diarrhea, gets them every time!

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lmao you actually rang up school and said you had diarrhea so you wouldn't be in?

I've never actually lied about an illness to get off anything :0 I'm a good boy!

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Originally Posted by Richie

lmao you actually rang up school and said you had diarrhea so you wouldn't be in?

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Yeah because before I said I was ill they asked if I could still go in. With diarrhea you can't leave the toilet so they won't ask ;). Hahaha!

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Originally Posted by Kellie

Yeah because before I said I was ill they asked if I could still go in. With diarrhea you can't leave the toilet so they won't ask ;). Hahaha!

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Lmao not a chance i'd ever say that, i don't think i'd lie to my job but for school etc i'd always try pull a sickie :P

My mom would just call in saying I was ill.

Nothing lol wouldn't have worked. I'd have had to have been dying to get out of school

Nothing, I can an outstanding student with excellent attendance.

I used to pretend to have a sore throat in primary school and used laryngitis once with work since my job requires speaking I couldn't have gone in. I've also used diarrhea with work so they don't ask any more questions. They're just like "o ok dw!"