Originally Posted by
Empired
calm down there Tithonus
haha if you've heard of him then that is the funniest joke you'll hear all year i can 100% promise
To those who haven't heard of him: basically Tithonus and the Greek Goddess of Dawn (Aurora) fell in love and she was allowed to grant him one wish. Because he was only a mortal he wished for immortality but they both forgot to add in the clause about staying young forever as well. So Tithonus was doomed to be immortal but just carried on getting older and older until he couldn't stand to let Aurora look at him anymore and kept trying to kill himself but obviously couldn't.