Bun-ny Puns - Ends 8th August

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I was helping my sister last night apply for a job at a local burger shop, and one section of the application said "Give us three reasons why you think you should work with us? The funniest and wittiest answers are preferred." We then saw this as a personal challenge to get in as many burger puns as we could. I think we ended up with 10 puns in the entire thing. We spent probably about 45 minutes working on it, and I must say that I am quite proud to get that many in.

For this competition, I would like you to post your funniest burger puns. Try not to use any search engines if you can, be creative! The funniest one will win!

Prize: 5 Credits + 15 Rep

How do we know burgers love young people?
They're pro-teen!

A hamburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here".

how did the jury find the hamburger?
grill-ty as charred!