Awkward Conversation

What's the most awkward conversation you've ever had with your parents?

Any time my parents mention my old neighbour is pretty bloody awkward for a variety of reasons.

telling my mom that i wasnt a virgin

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Originally Posted by dbgtz

Any time my parents mention my old neighbour is pretty bloody awkward for a variety of reasons.

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Why?

Telling them I'm a bender.

My awkward conversation was with my father only and because I told him I was a homosexual. He had convinced himself that it wasn't true. It took me like two weeks for him to believe that I was gay. He was more in hysterics than anything.

whenever they come out with any information regarding their sex life
its usually completely unprovoked

It's not too bad, but I thought I would put it in a spoiler just in case.

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One of the most awkward was the other day. I'm going on holiday tomorrow and should have been due on my period from yesterday, but my mum assumed that I would just finish it by the time I went away - I said no, it's my patch free week when I'm away, and who really wants that trouble when they're on holiday? So I found out I could delay my period, and then my mum comes out with "have you made love?" (talking about me and my boyfriend) and in those situations I can't really lie so I said yes. At first she told me to start my period early (if I could), and she then came out with "Oh then don't start your period early, if you've done that NEVER MIND." Then she goes on about how I'd be unprotected starting it early blah, blah and I informed her we used a second form of protection with condoms, she goes "well I didn't know." and then she comes out with "Why do you use condoms?" So yeah that was pretty awkward for me.

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Originally Posted by Samanfa

It's not too bad, but I thought I would put it in a spoiler just in case.

Warning: Contains inappropriate content Hide

One of the most awkward was the other day. I'm going on holiday tomorrow and should have been due on my period from yesterday, but my mum assumed that I would just finish it by the time I went away - I said no, it's my patch free week when I'm away, and who really wants that trouble when they're on holiday? So I found out I could delay my period, and then my mum comes out with "have you made love?" (talking about me and my boyfriend) and in those situations I can't really lie so I said yes. At first she told me to start my period early (if I could), and she then came out with "Oh then don't start your period early, if you've done that NEVER MIND." Then she goes on about how I'd be unprotected starting it early blah, blah and I informed her we used a second form of protection with condoms, she goes "well I didn't know." and then she comes out with "Why do you use condoms?" So yeah that was pretty awkward for me.

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Oh my god it sounds like such a lengthy conversation as well. Think I would keel over and die in that situation.

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Originally Posted by Chris

Telling them I'm a bender.

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