Anti-Jokes ~Ends October 1st

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Hello everyone & welcome back to another competition!

I remember being in middle school and my friends and I would have competitions where we would come up with the funniest anti-joke. For those of you that don't know what anti-jokes are, they are basically jokes that are honest and true, but they're still funny because of how random they are.The picture above is a great example of one.


For this competition, all you have to do is find or make up the funniest anti-joke.

Prize is 5 coins and bragging rights. ;)

This comp is now open!

What's big, grey and can't climb trees?........ a car park.

You know what's really odd?

Numbers that aren't divisible by two.

How do you tell the sex of an ant? Drop it in water.
If it sinks, it's a girl ant
if it floats, it's .....

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

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An ambulance, due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

What's the funniest anti-joke?


not this one

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them