Cards Against Humanity ~Ends July 20th

One game I love to play is Cards Against Humanity. I used to play it all the time in real life with my friends before COVID, but now since COVID happened, I've used an online cards website to play it online with friends.

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If you don't know what Cards Against Humanity is, the "dealer" will put down a black card like the one above, and you will need to use the white cards you have to make the funniest response.

However, with this competition, you don't have white cards. So, you just need to respond with the funniest response you can think of. Please make sure that it is appropriate!

Prize will be 5 coins to one random entrant.

This comp is now open!

You are maintaining your relationship status by pretending to care

you are maintaining your relationship status with an unhealthy attachment to english bloke who lives in a lorry


sadness

Occasionally changing my relationship status on Facebook to "It's complicated" so my friends think I actually have one

relationship - what's that? *hello darkness my old friend..♫*

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^ only thing I could think of this comp lmfao

How am I maintaining my relationship status?

Rope, lots of rope.

i no in relationship ooop

Lusting for the unattainable, and comfort food.