HEY I KNOW WHAT'LL BE COOL IF WE MAKE A THREAD ABOUT ALCOHOL WHEN THE THREAD STARTER'S 13/14 AND TALK ABOUT BEER BECAUSE IT'LL MAKE US LOOK LIKE REBELS.
In other news, drinking straight vodka is clearly a far better idea, as it's cheap and doesn't make you need the loo every 5 minutes - and hell, if you can't handle it, enjoy your toilet.

