The Ashes Tour, 2009.

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25-08-2009, 12:31 AM
StefanWolves

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Originally Posted by Blinger

whoop de do, england won one T20 game :O!!!!!!!!!!!!! CALL IN THE MEDIA QUICK HOLY CRAP.

do you realize how silly you look sayin that

ahh the ashes are ours, lovely.

night ladies xx
25-08-2009, 12:37 AM
Blinger1

Dont sleep too long, you must get ready for your parade:

http://www.insidemardigras.com/image...lendarNov1.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...nGoldDrums.jpg
and the person on the left looks like a british person too!
25-08-2009, 07:43 AM
Tintinnabulate

England dont stand a chance of winning the ODI's. England arent great are forming partnerships who can get alot of runs very quickly, apart from Collingwood.

This is why they have no money for a parade this year ...

England Team Meeting before the Ashes: Hello team and Flintoff, oh and Broad, we haven't won a series in ages. How can we win this?
Collingwood: We could get rid of our crap players and actually try and be good? And not be cocky ...
A different player: OR we could pay the Australian ex-coach to tell us their secrets
Team: That's an excellent idea! That's probably our best chance, by paying to get their secrets.
Management: We have £xxx,xxx money. If we pay him all of that we wont have any money left to drink non stop :( and have a parade and coming in to the ODIs drunk!
Flintoff: I cant go into the match drunk? :( Man that sucks.
25-08-2009, 08:00 AM
Browney

Since 2005, Flintoff has had 2 more sons born and he is 4 years older, hes now a 31 year old man, not a mid 20's lad. He's said himself, hes older, and supposedly wiser.
25-08-2009, 08:01 AM
Tintinnabulate

People like Flintoff never change.
25-08-2009, 11:20 AM
StefanWolves

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Originally Posted by ksoz

People like Flintoff never change.

lol people like you never change with your persistent negative comments.

and mods, are you gonna change it to the Ashes tour or whattt? :P
25-08-2009, 03:35 PM
Catzsy

Quote:

Originally Posted by ksoz

England dont stand a chance of winning the ODI's. England arent great are forming partnerships who can get alot of runs very quickly, apart from Collingwood.

This is why they have no money for a parade this year ...

England Team Meeting before the Ashes: Hello team and Flintoff, oh and Broad, we haven't won a series in ages. How can we win this?
Collingwood: We could get rid of our crap players and actually try and be good? And not be cocky ...
A different player: OR we could pay the Australian ex-coach to tell us their secrets
Team: That's an excellent idea! That's probably our best chance, by paying to get their secrets.
Management: We have £xxx,xxx money. If we pay him all of that we wont have any money left to drink non stop :( and have a parade and coming in to the ODIs drunk!
Flintoff: I cant go into the match drunk? :( Man that sucks.

Nice bit of romanticised regurgitated fiction again, I see. :P
Good luck to both teams with the one day matches. I am not going to bet against the Aussie here. They will be fired up after the Ashes defeat.
25-08-2009, 04:37 PM
Immenseman

we are the championssssssss (8)
25-08-2009, 10:53 PM
Tintinnabulate

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Originally Posted by Immenseman

we are the championssssssss (8)

Winning a series doesn't make you champions :)
25-08-2009, 11:03 PM
StefanWolves

It does cause were the champions of the ashes. dur.
25-08-2009, 11:54 PM
Tintinnabulate

A series with a name.
26-08-2009, 12:01 AM
Geraint

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Originally Posted by ksoz

Winning a series doesn't make you champions :)

losing in the final doesn't either. ;)
26-08-2009, 12:21 AM
Tintinnabulate

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Originally Posted by Geraint

losing in the final doesn't either. ;)

Never said Australia are the champions :)
South Africa are the best team in the world.
26-08-2009, 11:15 AM
StefanWolves

Quote:

Originally Posted by ksoz

Never said Australia are the champions :)
South Africa are the best team in the world.

:eusa_clap:eusa_clap:eusa_clap:eusa_clap

India are third, joint second though.
26-08-2009, 05:37 PM
Tintinnabulate

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Originally Posted by TheWolf

:eusa_clap:eusa_clap:eusa_clap:eusa_clap

India are third, joint second though.

Never said India is the best :) Like I said, you guys only seem to see what you want to see.
26-08-2009, 09:19 PM
StefanWolves

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Originally Posted by ksoz

Never said India is the best :) Like I said, you guys only seem to see what you want to see.

Where have I said that you said India were the best? I think you're the one who is only reading what he wants to read.
27-08-2009, 08:50 AM
Catzsy

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Originally Posted by ksoz

Never said India is the best :) Like I said, you guys only seem to see what you want to see.

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheWolf

Where have I said that you said India were the best? I think you're the one who is only reading what he wants to read.

Agree with TheWolf here - I can't find anywhere that he has said Ksoz said that India were the best so lets look forward to the one dayers.
27-08-2009, 10:12 AM
Tintinnabulate

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Originally Posted by Catzsy

Agree with TheWolf here - I can't find anywhere that he has said Ksoz said that India were the best so lets look forward to the one dayers.

When you quote someone and say something like what he said, I think its pretty obvious what he meant? Its common sense ... :S

Anyway rofl!! England are 6/2 against Ireland. England are back to their quality form ... which is that they are crap :)
27-08-2009, 10:30 AM
Tintinnabulate

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..and its started raining I'm afraid. Umpires are having a chat and it looks like they're going to come off. Hopefully this will be a short shower and not the start of the heavier rain that is forecast for late this afternoon..

Always rains when England are doing crap. No wonder it always rains here.
27-08-2009, 01:33 PM
Browney

No one bite, hes fishing for the reaction. Let him be. There has to be people who are wrong, to make the smart people feel special. :eusa_danc
27-08-2009, 03:28 PM
StefanWolves

Quote:

Originally Posted by ksoz

Always rains when England are doing crap. No wonder it always rains here.

Great isn't it? it's like an extra man! too bad it never rains in India, then they would be the best. :(

-cough- T20 World cup -cough-
27-08-2009, 04:39 PM
Catzsy

Quote:

Originally Posted by ksoz

When you quote someone and say something like what he said, I think its pretty obvious what he meant? Its common sense ... :S

Anyway rofl!! England are 6/2 against Ireland. England are back to their quality form ... which is that they are crap :)

No it isn't - you assume a lot :S How can any team who have just beaten Australia be 'crap' - fgs. I am not surprised others get upset because you have an inflexible extremely negative attitude when it comes to the English Cricket team - its like you have concrete boots on. Give credit where it's due and make less sweeping negative statements about one subject and I am sure your comments will be welcomed by everyone.

England 203/9 (50 ov)

Ireland 7/0 (1.1/20 ov)
at this moment.
27-08-2009, 07:25 PM
Andeeh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catzsy

No it isn't - you assume a lot :S How can any team who have just beaten Australia be 'crap' - fgs. I am not surprised others get upset because you have an inflexible extremely negative attitude when it comes to the English Cricket team - its like you have concrete boots on. Give credit where it's due and make less sweeping negative statements about one subject and I am sure your comments will be welcomed by everyone.

England 203/9 (50 ov)

Ireland 7/0 (1.1/20 ov)
at this moment.

we only just beat ireland today, terrific bowling but Denly the only man to make a signifcant score (Luke Wright also did a nice little contribution) is quite scary considering Ireland are a micky mouse team.

Terrific bowling from England though by Shah and Bresnan.

We need to shape up significantly if we want to beat Australia in the ODI series.
28-08-2009, 07:20 AM
Tintinnabulate

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catzsy

No it isn't - you assume a lot :S How can any team who have just beaten Australia be 'crap' - fgs. I am not surprised others get upset because you have an inflexible extremely negative attitude when it comes to the English Cricket team - its like you have concrete boots on. Give credit where it's due and make less sweeping negative statements about one subject and I am sure your comments will be welcomed by everyone.

England 203/9 (50 ov)

Ireland 7/0 (1.1/20 ov)
at this moment.

Thanks for proving my point of you guys only seeing what you want to see, because as I have said it about 8 times now, I HAVE GIVEN CREDIT TO ENGLAND. Oh my, you guys never read do you?

Besides Catzsy, beating Australia isnt like WOW as it used to be, they aren't as good as they used to be. Any team who beats South Africa deserves respect.

I like how TheWolf only takes about one thing - T20 World Cup as India lost 2 games there. You guys didnt even win it or qualify rofl :S On the otherhand, we have won one and have hit you for 6 6's, now that's something to boast about. THANK YOU FLINTOF FOR BEING AN IDIOT AND WINDING UP THE SINGH!
I am not surprised others get upset because you have an inflexible extremely negative attitude when it comes to the Indian and Australian Cricket team - its like you have concrete boots on. Give credit where it's due and make less sweeping negative statements about one subject and I am sure your comments will be welcomed by everyone.

Anyway damn the rain and Ireland requiring a higher run rate than England to win :\ or they would have won.
You just about beat Ireland, and you guys think you can beat Australia? Keep dreaming.
28-08-2009, 07:25 AM
Blinger1

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catzsy

No it isn't - you assume a lot :S How can any team who have just beaten Australia be 'crap' - fgs.

Because Australia has had a bad series :S

And we are starting from scratch imo. we have lost our best players like Haydon, Gilchrist, Warne, McGrath, Langer... Its a baby team.
28-08-2009, 07:27 AM
Tintinnabulate

Yeppp and England just about won the series. Anyway read the bold bit on my above post :)
28-08-2009, 07:33 AM
Blinger1

Oh yes, also because England are top **** atm, just look at the current ICC standings.. (these are from 1st to 4th)

ODI: South Africa, India, Australia, England.
Test: South Africa, Sri Lanka, India, Australia (and then England).

Winning one series does not instantly make you top ****.. sorry British citizens.
28-08-2009, 07:35 AM
Tintinnabulate

India had to win around 5 series in a row to go from third to second, not one series. Its not easy. We beat Australia too, don't see us boasting? Australia trashed you 5-0 last time ...

So England will have to do amazingly well over the next few series to get better rankings.
28-08-2009, 07:38 AM
Blinger1

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Originally Posted by ksoz

Australia trashed you 5-0 last time ...

dat woz difernt m8 klearlee!111

Everytime I have brought this argument up its the same response, "it woz an unfair seriez" so maybe the same argument can be used for us?
28-08-2009, 07:41 AM
Tintinnabulate

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blinger

dat woz difernt m8 klearlee!111

Everytime I have brought this argument up its the same response, "it woz an unfair seriez" so maybe the same argument can be used for us?

unfair?!?! wth why :S was it because it was in Australia :rolleyes: I heard Australians told the pitch to work in their favor. MATCH FIXING!!!
28-08-2009, 07:46 AM
Blinger1

yes and we bribed the weather to stay sunny!!!

Wait, isn't it normal for the sun to shine in summer!?
28-08-2009, 07:47 AM
Tintinnabulate

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blinger

yes and we bribed the weather to stay sunny!!!

Wait, isn't it normal for the sun to shine in summer!?

Not here :( Always rains, well in Manchester anyway :@ I am actually wondering if I should go watch the T20 on Sunday, but it says its going to be heavy rain :| Might go to the ODI one instead on 20th September.
28-08-2009, 07:51 AM
Blinger1

Trust England to rain in the summer that's why I love the adds we had about their cricket team. They are crap because they can't train thanks to the rain!!
28-08-2009, 07:55 AM
Tintinnabulate

hahahah thats quite funny.
28-08-2009, 08:11 AM
StefanWolves

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blinger

Trust England to rain in the summer that's why I love the adds we had about their cricket team. They are crap because they can't train thanks to the rain!!

hahah hilarious, seeing as though we beat you... 2-1, hilarious, just proof, cocky Aussies always get their ass bitten.
28-08-2009, 08:15 AM
Blinger1

And new Zealand was because there are too many sheep and everywhere is on a hill... that seems about right too!!
28-08-2009, 08:22 AM
Tintinnabulate

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Originally Posted by TheWolf

hahah hilarious, seeing as though we beat you... 2-1, hilarious, just proof, cocky Aussies always get their ass bitten.

Australia would have won the the first test if it wasn't for the rain, meaning you wouldn't have got the Ashes. Point proven.
28-08-2009, 08:45 AM
Bun

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28-08-2009, 09:17 AM
iAdam

Guys, come on now, it's been long enough, stop arguing for god sake.
28-08-2009, 02:56 PM
StefanWolves

Quote:

Originally Posted by ksoz

Australia would have won the the first test if it wasn't for the rain, meaning you wouldn't have got the Ashes. Point proven.

Again, you're talking about things that never happened, which you always seem to do.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/m...s_1468314c.jpg

point proven.

For even more proof, see my sig.

We love you Flintoffff we dooo.

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