Have you ever.. ??

Nope

Have you ever woke up at 3pm?

Plenty of times, and later.

Have you ever tried to pick up a malteaser by sucking the air through a straw?

Yep.

Ever spat in someones food/drink then gave them it? :]

na but I ****** in a beercan then putted it in a fridge at a party. funn

Have u ever felt like u wanted to kill some1?

No, never that extreme

Have you ever broken a bone? which?

None.

Do u enjoy sports

You did it wrong and No

Have you ever seen midget porn?

I saw a pic while scrolling down. My god how funny....

Have you ever pee'd in your garden... not that... I've, done it, before...

um no

have you ever stopped when walking to look urself in the mirror

YEH OBVS HAHA
have you ever had aural sex