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A dirty magazine?
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A dirty magazine?
Give it to dirty minded people.
a fresh owned forum.
Probably sell it, wouldn't have the time to actually own one. But would have time to moderate it.
A key to your neighbours house?
jack 'em if they are rude.
a un-governed land.
Declare it as my land, become King of that land, design flag, national emblem, national anthem something along the lines of "All heil Sean, the mighty ToxicPaddy" lalala :)
What would you do with an ungoverned land?
Rule it and make a new country.
a new msn?
Add new contacts :)
A TV showing dutch programmes.
switch off the tv.
a new sony tv.
Depends how long.
30' inches or less - give it to charity or sell it.
31 inches or more - keep it!
A ticket to see (least favourite band here)
Sell it
A 1000' television, if there was one.