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granted, you start war the next day and never live it down, you constantly have eggs and fruits of various orgins hitting your house.
wish i could have 1,000,000,000 instant non stale highly tasty muffin's whenever i wanted which don't turn to dust at the slightest of touch with all ingridiants with all ingridiants costing no more than 99p
Granted, but your Mother is ashamed of you and kicks you out the house.
I wish I had the room space to make a model railway.
Granted, but you only get the room for the huge train, which destroys your possessions, not the fit supermodel. ;)
I wish I never made a wish. :)
Granted... but you get a wish anyway.
I wish I swam in a swimming pool of champagne.
Granted, but the company has put lethal amounts of pure alcohol in it by accident and you skin starts to sizzle, pop and peel off. Soz!
I wish I had more socks.
Granted BUT THERE ALL ODD MWAHAHAHAHAHAHWAHWHAHWHAMAHWAHHA
i wish i could get a life lmao
Granted but it's blessed with bad luck and you quickly get hit by a train from the sky.
I wish I could have the energy to haul myself upstairs to my bed co's Im tired
Granted. Your stairs turn into escalators but your shoe laces get Caught at the top and you get drawn in and die.
I wish I didn't make Xziod die.
Granted, but Satan is really annoyed with you.
I wish I could see someone about my spine
Granted, but fall down stairs after and mess it up again.
wish I had a pet Turtle.