Vending Machine (game)

I loved that.

You get a sexy ruler

-insertscoin-

Machine wurs, the pikachu is back for you.

*inserts ruler* *ruler breaks and flies into an old woman* *inserts Lego brick*

You get a barbie doll.

-insertssomeinserts-

Machine basicly just falls on you.

*inserts sevored barbie doll head*

u jam the machine

*inserts coin*

You die

*inserts keyboajhrgdauxkjgd*

(thats the keyboard going through the slot*

gets mangled up keyboard

*inserts coin*

u get punched

*inserts coin*

you get ur coin back

*inserts coin*

100th POST

you get nothing because the machine is empty, and then it won't give you a refund.

*inserts plastic coin*