''Whats A Bus Sorry?'' Your Daft Days..

I called the oldest teacher in school Dad :') Yeah, doorframes are walk-into-able.. I do too anyway.
I'm forever mishearing things as well, I can have a few unintentional hilarious conversations with people ;D

Ha Ha, recently, i had finished a packet of crisps, and i was listening to my ipod, and instead of putting the packet of crisps in the bin, i put my ipod in the bin, oops...

I remember one time, i called a taxi, and when they asked my name, i stayed silent for about 2 minutes, i had forgotten my own name ha ha...

I remember one time, i was at a hardware store, and they had a pond on display, and i stepped back, and ALMOST fell in it, if it wasn't for my crafty foot movements, but i was still embarssed, cause everyone was lookin at me they must have thought i was a idiot lol!!!

my mother asked me to go out the kitchen to get a bag of crisps and i came back in with a can and a bar of choc :( lol

Haha Ryan, awwr. :P
Like everyone does, (my granny most of all!) looses stuff in their hands.
Aah, where did I put my jacket?! I had it just a minute ago, quick I'm late!!
- You're wearing it..

I have done that before, only it was with my keys, and i was pulling everything out of my bag, and i was like 'OH MY GOD I HAVE LOST MY KEYS' and then i nearly started crying, when my friend said 'Lauren, calm down, there in your hands!' i was soo relieved!

I had to water a neighbors plants once (since shes pretty old) and i was completly out of it. I was watering the front plants and then moved on to a small tree next to her door when 2 pretty hot girls I knew stopped by who lived down the road. As I was talking to em i heard them giggle. I didnt know why until one said, "You do know thats plastic right?" I was really embarrased. I think what my response was was like, "Yeah, but the mrs.(old ladys name) thinks it looks pretty cheap and fake so she wants the neighbors to see me watering it." I don't think they believed me

Umm... perphaps the time I fell asleep in the bath, but that really wasn't my fault it was the PIE it lured me in...

Bleh! Nah, serioulsy probably the time i got lost in my town and ended up going up and down the same escalatar 16 times. Yes, we laughed too...

:D

Lol! That reminds me. I was eating my school dinner once (Yuk!) and I was taking it back to my table, when I walked into somebody and spilt my milk :o.
Everybody kept saying 'Milk it' (from that Kelloggs advert on ages ago) to me. :rolleyes:

And I spilt my cake (Yes with cream on) on the teacher. LMAO!

And I came back from PE and went, "Where's my glasses?!". My friends started laughing cos I was wearing them.

I'm a bit dippy me!

I've fallen asleep in the bath.. :o Oohh, and it was in maths like years ago and we were getting asked our birthdays and I had completely gone mindblank so I said my friends. I couldn't remember mine at all :P

My cousin fell asleep in the bath and nearly drowned lol...
Once I put the milk in the wine glass cabinet lol my mum got angry...