"You Know What I Say About People Who Suffer From Asthma, Take a Deep Breath And Get Over It" :p ( I Do Actually Suffer From Asthma Myself so :) )
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"You Know What I Say About People Who Suffer From Asthma, Take a Deep Breath And Get Over It" :p ( I Do Actually Suffer From Asthma Myself so :) )
You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Only Speak To Me
A diplomatic husband said to his wife, "How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?"
I plan to live forever. So far so good
Murderer? Well, that's a harsh word. I prefer to think of myself as a Mortality Technician.
On The Other Hand, You Have Different Fingers
Out of my Mind. Back in 5 minutes
Ever stoped the think. And forgot to start again?
I was lost in thought. It was unfamilr territory
Change Is Inevitable, Except From A Vending Machine
Have you ever had deja vu? Have you ever had deja vu??
How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?
Dont drink and drive, you might spill your beer
Me suffering from insanity? Nah im loving every minute of it.
The only ones i can find At the Moment.
Those who go to bed with a itchy butt wakes up with a stinky finger!
Quoated by my dad :P
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck.
98% of the time I'm right...Why worry about the other 3%.
Broken guitar for sale- No strings attached.
If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll do it for you.
No I am not paranoid, which one of my enemies told you this?
my mum says im the coolest person she knows...thats probably why she doesnt invite anyone over
not really funny i no lol
he he my best is "Do i like bothered"
Classic
legend lol
Haha. My brother told me that once..
Eat a beaver and save a tree
I love animals, there delicios
Save the whales. Collect the whole set