Stupid injuries you have sustained.

I cut the top off my right index finger by slipping while using a letter opener

braked on my bike too sharp and somersalted over the handlebars :'(

Racing my mate when i was little, pulled the front bike brake and landed on my face. Broken nose pls!

running tripped over a log and broke my foot,

& when I stepped on my ps2 controller and breaking a few of my toes.

When I was a baby I aparently "riggled" out of my mums arms and hit my head on a cabinet, more like she dropped me :P

EDIT: another time, I was out on my bike and there was this huge hill I was like wow! I cycled to the top to go down it. As I went down I hit a drain thing, for all the rain water and toppled all the way down, luckily I only got bruised and ripped my toe nail off :(

haha umm when i was sat on the baby swing singing i slipped the chain twisted and i ended up screwing my neck up