How are you with people that phone you asking you...

I give the phone to my 4 year old bother he loves a good chat with them.. :P

We hardly ever answer our home phone anymore, but when i do I usually just say I ain't interested then hang up. But a lot of them are rude *******s, they say can I talk to your dad, then i say he's not here so they just hang up :/

I say things like, if they offer me internet for a tenner a month I say "I pay £90 a month for my internet, and I think anyone who pays less are cheapskates" and he was like "I dont think so, 'mam"

They always say hello madam IT IS SO ANNOYING! Its cause my voice isint low enough yet, im like "I AM NOT A WOMAN IM A MAN BUT MY BALLS AINT DROPPED YET!" and they kinda giggle and say sorry. But yea, sometimes funny but other times (like during dinner) it is annoying.

i go "i'm under 18, so by law you can't quiz me or ask for money" and they are like "okay, thank you madam." and hang up c;

My mom normally answers them, or if they call and I answer, I give the phone to her but I just tell them to hold on and I pass the phone to my mom. She tries to be nice to them but sometimes, she just goes off. They ask some personal questions like it's any of their business. Gosh.

I got a call from NTL going "We've recently noticed that you switched from NTL to AOL. Please tell us why"

So i went into a **** and was like

"YOU ****ING STALKING ME YOU LITTLE PERVERTED FREAKS. HOW IN HELLS NAME DO YOU KNOW THAT? TELL ME NOW"

The guy put me onto the manager :l

So i threatened to sue them lol and they offered us free internet..

lol, I always give them 100% sarcasm, its like.. What they gona do..?

hand the phone over to parents ;)

i just give the phone to my mum.

& grandma is bare rude to them. and when she got ppl coming to the door, she opened it and then said no thank u then closed it right back in their faces. im was like omgg

I usually just sit there on the phone and start yawning and makin random comments like 'boring' 'boverd?'
they usually put the phone down tho :(