How to cure stomach ache --> LOLLOLLOL

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Originally Posted by Jack.

my stomach has appeared to pretty much go away.

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omg fat people shud try this.

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Originally Posted by paddy.

omg fat people shud try this.

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LOL. Yep

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Originally Posted by twilight

I thought it says on toothpaste that you shouldn't swallow it? I'll try it anyway next time I have a stomach ache.

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As long as it works I don't care what the hell it says. :P

Im so going to try this! I get bad stomachs quiet alot dont know why though :S but ill give it ago and get back to you!

We have hydrochloric acid in our stomachs.
Toothpaste is an alkali.

Acid + Alkali = Neutral.

Therefore no pain. Still, wouldn't advise eating lots of it.

WELL, I waited to have a bad stomach to true this and this morning i did!, So I tried the 1 inch of toothpaste tasted RANK when it goes down your throat but water can fix that :P, but it worked 2 minutes later I came out the wiser, Great smelling breath and no stomach ache :D
This truely works

[quote=stratosphere;4206472]We have hydrochloric acid in our stomachs.
Toothpaste is an alkali.

Acid + Alkali = Neutral.

i'd think after doing a year of chemistry i would of remembered that rule lol

Lol, I gotta remember that xD

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Originally Posted by SnowFall

Well about ten minutes ago I had REALLY bad stomach ache, you know the ones which you get where you just curl up in a ball and wish to die? Well for a joke I looked on Google for cures for stomach aches and cramps thinking I was going to laugh my head off. However I found one where someone said 'Swallow one inch of toothpaste for a quick cure to stomach ache with no harm to the body... and it tastes nice!'. So I was like, lol at this person I might try this for a laugh and look like a plonker when it doesn't work. So I waddled into the bathroom in pain and plopped one inch of Colgate toothpaste on my finger and swallowed it. About two minutes later the pain had gone! I was like.... WTH LMAO! Urm yeah, theres how you fix stomach ache even if you do think I'm ramberling on about silly stuff but it works! :P:D

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Guess what guys.. He found out a week later that it wasn't toothpaste, it was
hemorrhoid cream