Oi, don't insult Jaffa Cakes! :@
Anyway, that dictionary idea or some wine is a good idea, or a naughty toy since she has a sense of humor (i presume young because of the baby) ;)
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she'll love it, trust me ;)
home abortion kit or a screwdriver
That's not funny, you need to grow up.
To ask if you lot think it's a good idea also.