If you could...

NO ( I hate him :( lol)

If you could steal a sex-bomb and explode it in my pants would you?

AHH no :P

If you could go to New York now would you?

:O I am insulted and yes!

If you could not do GCSEs but end up with all C grades would you?

No, I am in year 9 at grammar school we have been told at our age now we could easily get a B if we tried, so in a year or two we will probs get A :)

If you could run away to Australia now would you?

AMGZ thats just arrogant :P

YES

Would you post a random thread not in spam and ask for an infraction, if you got lulz!?

Lol I would rather not have an infraction :)

If you could choose to live in South America now, would you?

No, I dunno why.

If you could have a free sports car or any type, what would it be?

Lamborgini.

If you had to shoot a MOD, who would it be.

I'd shoot yoshimit..

If you could ban a (s)moderator, who would it be?

it would be that man that was on a crucifix

if you could kick any celebrity who would it be?