The Chaos Theory

and give me all their money

But then you could get mugged,

and who knows

You might get a bash to the head

Whilst all this is happening microsoft are at the risk of

Having to orce out a new OS that isn't finnished and very buggy.

That sets all the clocks back to 1967.

Causing everyone to turn in to hippies again.

And everyone cannot stand it and goes crazy,

And people will begin to rampage through the streets carrying anti-hippy banners