Originally Posted by bemusement
1.Triangle sandwiches taste better than square sandwiches
2.If you screemed for 8 years, 3 monthes, you would produce enough energy to make one cup of coffee, but if you farted for 6 years 5 monthes, you would produce enough energy to make a nuclear bomb
3.The one hundredth billionth crayone made by crayola was perrywinkle blue.
4.If you fart, sneeze and cough at the same time you will blow up
5. If you sneeze with youre eyes open they will fall out
6.Your eyes see the world upside down your brain transfereses it to right side up
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