How I will get my next gf.

show the plan to your gf aswell

"Ok we both agree slide trousers off 8:53, slide underwear off 8:53:45, get under covers 8:54" see what she says.

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Originally Posted by Jordulti

2. Gaze at her for a minute.
3. Touch her waist.
4. Push her onto her bed.

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I laughed so hard imagining this... like you've asked to talk to her in her room and you're there... you just STARE at her for a full minute saying nothing, then grab her by the hips and slam her onto the bed. She won't be at all freaked out, you have nothing to worry about.

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Originally Posted by FlyingJesus

I laughed so hard imagining this... like you've asked to talk to her in her room and you're there... you just STARE at her for a full minute saying nothing, then grab her by the hips and slam her onto the bed. She won't be at all freaked out, you have nothing to worry about.

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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO im still laughing at that! LOL
and nice OC quotes.
I think you should change your stratagy...

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Originally Posted by FlyingJesus

I laughed so hard imagining this... like you've asked to talk to her in her room and you're there... you just STARE at her for a full minute saying nothing, then grab her by the hips and slam her onto the bed. She won't be at all freaked out, you have nothing to worry about.

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agreed, she'll be into it

you seem quite creepy..

If she declines option 1 you're winging it. Gl though!