What's your world domination plan?

Firstly i would hack into the Goverment Computers, appoint my cat as World Emperor.

Miaaaowwww

build a fort on the southern icecap, with enough food for a year. then release zombies on the world, and where i am, the zombies would freeze due to lack of body heat and then i'd come out in a year when all the zombies have starved and everyone's... dead. well, it needs some work, I'll admit.

How will you survive in the icecap?

My plan is to wait for extremely heat resistent metal and dril secretly to the earths core. I will place 1 nuclear bomb in the core, or just beside it, and then cover the hole with many many many tons of steel etc

Then I contact the media and tell all the world leaders to hand over control or I detonate the nuke, which would probably make the earth explode.

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Originally Posted by AlexOC

How will you survive in the icecap?

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wrap up warm, bring 12 months worth of oil for a burner to keep me warm, or atleast above 0.

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Originally Posted by AlexOC

How will you survive in the icecap?

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a bunch of sweaty guys from prison ;)

And i don't think i would want to rule the world, i'd just let me friends do that.. tooo much effort :D

..become leader of the European Union - simple as.

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Originally Posted by Stephen

I find it funny how most people would use violence to take over the world.

I would use skill and trickery. Derren Brown could probably do it.

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Trick a few world leaders into bed like me then? ;)

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Originally Posted by VirtualG

[...] you must believe that it can work. [...]
1) Acquire 42 nuclear weapons, each with twice the power of the ones used during world war two. [...]

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Are you Barack Obama's son? :S

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Originally Posted by Stephen

I find it funny how most people would use violence to take over the world.

I would use skill and trickery. Derren Brown could probably do it.

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Yeah I'd make friends with Derren Brown and Stephen Fry. Ultimate combo of mind control and intelligence :D. Now that I think of it, aren't they both gay?

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Originally Posted by Yoshimitsui

What do you plan to dominate if you wipe everyone out?

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I plan to dominate the world, if I cant then Im screwed so I destroy it, mwhahahaha. http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=e...+dominate&meta=

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Originally Posted by Robald

Are you Barack Obama's son? :S



Yeah I'd make friends with Derren Brown and Stephen Fry. Ultimate combo of mind control and intelligence :D. Now that I think of it, aren't they both gay?

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Im not barack's son, no. I dont know what you mean by that.