you don't sweat much for a fat bird
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you don't sweat much for a fat bird
There's something wrong with my new phone. Your number isn't in it.
-shows a toothbrush to girl at bar
'wth is that for??'
'so i dont have to use your dads toothbrush in the morning...im nice like that.'
From that advert:
Catch a goat, you've pulled ;)
Will :eusa_danc
Hey hottie! Fancy a drink to cool you down? You're paying ;] (H)
Hello hottie *winks*.
Fancy a drink to cool you down?
You're paying ;]
Your father must be a terrorist .. cuz you are a Bomb!!!:P
I think im in a dream
Where you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good!
Was your dad a robber? 'Cause you stole my heart :3