Don't you just hate it when a walrus attacks your nan?
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Don't you just hate it when a walrus attacks your nan?
'The awkward moment when you get into the white van and you don't see the candy the stranger promised.'
Ahahaha
Ohh thats a tan?.. I thought you got attacked by a mob of orange markers..
I joined that because it reminds me of my principal at school<3
GRRRR! Why arnt you texting me back!!! Oh wait, I didn't push send :L
One day, Beyonce called Justin Bieber. When he answered, she asked if he wanted to borrow one of her songs to sing at his next concert. Happily, Justin agreed and asked which one. Beyonce laughed and replied, "If I Was A Boy".
Two blondes walked into a shop and they were really happy so the shopkeeper said "why are you two so happy?" They replied "because we finished a jigsaw in 3 days and on the box it said 3-4 years"...
http://www.quotes2like.info/index.php?id=7875
"walking like a duck trying not to slip on the ice."
Terrorists have two eyes, Pandas have two eyes. Coincidence? I think not.
my fave :)
"Yeah, we bring the stars out, we bring the spiders and the snakes from the grass out. It's time to get the oxygen mask out, cos Gillian McKeith went to do the trial and she passed out."