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A young'n called mark
once had a dog
He had to teach it to bark
as it was actully a log
So he tried and he tried,
at one time he wanted the dog fried,
but if he did fry him would be jailed!
so he continued to be failed.
But one day he had an idea
He would make call it Leah
The log replied *WOOF*
and he was amazed,
but then *KAPOOF*
his dog dissapeared,
he searched and he cried
he weaped and he lied,
until he looked behind the sofa
and he was amazed
his log was there, in a purplish haze,
he reached out to pet her
and it transformed into a bear
he jumped away
but the bear already ate his head
then he found himself awake in his bed
to teh sounds of GET UP NOW OR YOU'LL BE LATE FOR SCHOOL
so he jumped out, got dressed and ran to the carpool..x
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Soo, I made up my own. :D
There were a couple of noobs
who had a big pair of boobs
They always drunk booze
while watching the news
Because they had nothing to lose
Or
I once saw a girl from Pepperland,
Who had a rather strange hand,
She had a large nose,
As bright as a rose,
Why, What a strange girl from Pepperland.
Lol. I made the first one up in school, with my friend. :)
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The incredible Wizard of Oz
Retired from his business becoz'
due to up-to-date science,
To most of his clients,
He wasn't the Wizard he woz.
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'Tis a favourite project of mine,
A new value of pi to assign.
I would fix it at 3,
For it's simpler, you see,
Than 3 point 1 4 1 5 9
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There once was this guy named Stan
Who had some trouble being a man
He wore a dress and high heels
And drove a Chevrolet with pink wheels
And soon Stan became a tran
