your best friend will leave, never to return
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your best friend will leave, never to return
"One of the ingredients used to make this fortune cookie is pig faeces".
You will walk out the house and be abducted by aliens.
You've just eaten a cookie made out horse poo.
:)
You will meet Rihanna in the next month.
You will accidently shove someone in the street. Be careful as they will cause you pain.
A bird is going to poo on you 6 times in 1 day.
This Friday (13th) your day out will go pear shaped. (only for this week) xD
You're about to have a body swap experience with your mum.
A unicorn will Never stop Farting Rainbows on you, Out of date Rainbows! :D