Yes as long as you shoot your foot, twice.
Mum may I swim with sharks?
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Yes as long as you shoot your foot, twice.
Mum may I swim with sharks?
Yes as long as you cover yourself in meat first.
Mum may I jump?
As long as you jump right up to heaven.
Mum may I smell your foot?
Yes as long as it's not attached to me.
Mum may I dance with Dad?
As long as you shove him out the door.
Mum may I kiss Olly Murs?
Yes you may as long as it's a fake olly
Mum may I draw?
as long as it is a naked drawing of me like on titanic
mum may i have my breast milk now?
Yes as long as you scream Bitty before we begin. (<-- little britain lol)
Mum may I eat your poo?
Yes as long as you fish it out the sewers.
Mum may I get a job?
Yes you may as long as you get a bad pay.
Mum may I get a new TV?